turningtables-93:

flirtatiousxcharmer:

Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

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psychocereals:

deathiero:

always remember

if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me

you’re special 

disclaimer: if i rip them out while staring at you, you should run.

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kittiezandtittiez:

Bitch-slapped…Literally

kittiezandtittiez:

Bitch-slapped…Literally

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drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack

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pavlovs-schrodinger:

pavlovs-schrodinger:

when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”

i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication

screw you guys

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